Blogs
Bridge lice
May 3, 2026
so many bike weenies crapping up traffic flow by passing stopped vehicles, milling about like moths on a porch light, jumping the gates and slowly climbing the bridge in front of traffic while spread across the entire lane. Same road, different rules.
Strobe City at the inlet! Many agencies converging for….not much, apparently
May 3, 2026
Strobe City at the inlet! Many agencies converging for….not much, apparently
Land-based dope
April 26, 2026
this lane-cutting future organ donor got “schooled” by the back end of a Hummer. Note the auxiliary back-up dope in the Tesla cutting through the wreckage so as not to be late for nothing in particular.
More post-bash foolishness. and they wonder why manatees have stripes! These dop
April 26, 2026
More post-bash foolishness. and they wonder why manatees have stripes! These dopes take over-loaded to new levels. SAD!
Post-bash regatta with Sea-Dopes flying through the fleet in a no-wake zone
April 26, 2026
post-bash regatta with Sea-Dopes flying through the fleet in a no-wake zone
Empty inlet on a Sunday? Must be Boca Bash, Everyone with a boat or rental money
April 26, 2026
empty inlet on a Sunday? Must be Boca Bash, Everyone with a boat or rental money is headed north to get drunk and tangle lines while standing around in an unhealthy pee to water ratio.
Airholes
April 19, 2026
if it sounds like a flying weedwhacker, it’s probably one of these chuckleheads buzzing the buildings. HOA should provide roof-mounted water balloon launchers or confetti canons to deter the “hey! look at me!” kite-hippies
Fishin’
April 19, 2026
saw this guy stuck , then I remembered watching him fishing in his own fuel slick a few weeks back.
Happy Sunday everybody, another beautiful day ahead
April 19, 2026
Happy Sunday everybody, another beautiful day ahead
Dope of the Day at Hillsboro Inlet
April 11, 2026
A grumpy waterfront dispatch about a sailboat meeting the sand at Hillsboro Inlet