Grumpy observations from Hillsboro Inlet, Pompano Beach, Florida
📍 Hillsboro Inlet, Pompano Beach, FLBalcony Bob is a running local dispatch from Hillsboro Inlet, part waterfront observation post, part comedy booth, part public service announcement for anyone tempted to do something stupid near the boats.
If something ridiculous happens on the water, if the weather turns, if the wildlife shows up, or if somebody does something they absolutely should have known better than to do, it probably ends up here.
The main event right now is the blog. This is where the real Bob voice is landing first.
📅 May 3, 2026
so many bike weenies crapping up traffic flow by passing stopped vehicles, milling about like moths on a porch light, jumping the gates and slowly climbing the bridge in front of traffic while spread across the entire lane. Same road, different rules.
📅 May 3, 2026
night moves
📅 May 3, 2026
Strobe City at the inlet! Many agencies converging for….not much, apparently
📅 May 3, 2026
night and day difference this weekend
The podcast accounts are set up, but the show is still in preview mode. For now, the written balcony dispatches are the live channel, and the podcast pages are placeholders for what comes next.